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1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
Depends on the person.
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
Uhm… I barely remember those years, but had to be telling my mom I got sent to the principal’s office.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
I was never really all that embarrassed, but probably something to do with arguing with friends and then being proven wrong.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
lolwalkingintothatdoorthatonetimewhat?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
OH GOD YES. I love the swings. I learned on a beach in Maine over the summer. Was absolutely beautiful. There were rose bushes and you had to be going high to see over them, and then the beautiful ocean would come into view and gah. I miss those days. I’m gonna have to take my kids there someday.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
I would like a fairy. Yup.
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
Filet Mignon.
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
No. No. Maybe?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Rugrats? Jimmy Neutron? Dexter’s Lab? Yu-gi-oh? Pokémon? One of those probably xD
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
A pig because BACON.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
No, and I really don’t like sweaters. I hate getting stuffy and that usually happens when I wear stuff like sweaters. If it was like a T-shirt I would though lol.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
Ninja Skillzzzz
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?
A fudgin’ Mandalorian warrior from Star Wars. I was/am such a nerd. When I was little I always wanted to be a porcupine but ever got to be one.
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
Nope, I don’t think so.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
With the right girl? Sure :)
47: City or nature person?
Depends on my mood :P In between? :3
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
Hell to the- no.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
I have a huge dick.
I have a huge dick.
I have a huge d-
I’m immature.
I’m in love with a girl 341 miles away.
My one goal in life is to own a Lamborghini, preferably a Miura.
I’m lazy.
I have a large penis.
LUNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<3
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Haven’t talked to her in a bit, but yeah xD
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